grapfruit:

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a baby. you do not need to be swaddled.

okaysional:

shadesandgoldbullets:

fuckstressmokeweed:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs

TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY

AND ADD IT TO MY MONEY, THEN GIVE US BOTH ONE!!

fat-birds:

Petite Nyctale / Northern Saw-whet Owl by Jean20100 on Flickr.

Dracu-owl.

beautifull-creaturess:

(via imgTumble)

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

luckiewn:

Tattoos are to be looked at, not touched. ©Luckie’s Space

Thank you Acadia but I didn’t really need you tell me I lost my scholarship. 

My 1.2 GPA and the fact that I’m on academic probation kind of tipped me off a while ago. It would be nice if, instead of letting my know of all my short comings, you would let me register for classes so I can get off of academic probation. 

Thanks. 

Whoa, 

That was unexpected. 

Sometimes I wish I could let people know how sorry I am without being a sarcastic bitch. 

Now’s one of those times. 

I’m really, really fucking sorry. 

Sincerely.