omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Award Winning Garden Design By Ben Hoyle
I’M SCREAMING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL
That sunken seating? *wets pants*
So incredibly gorgeous. I would love to curl up there and read.
Yes, please! This is like a lovely dream. :)
Ryan Howard: I don’t think Michael’s ever done drugs. I don’t know if anyone has ever offered him any.
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
You should try reading the actual book of Fox and the Hound…